Reno 911 scene: reported crime at the hair salon

INT. RENO SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT - DISPATCH OFFICE - NIGHT

Deputy Johnson, Deputy Garcia, and Deputy Dangle sit around the cluttered desk, sipping on their oversized cups of coffee. Suddenly, the dispatch radio crackles to life.

DISPATCH (crackling voice)
Unit 23, we've got a 10-34 at Glamourous Tresses Hair Salon. Possible break-in.

Deputy Johnson chokes on his coffee, spilling it all over his uniform.

DEPUTY JOHNSON
(panicking)
Oh man, not another one of these!

INT. GLAMOUROUS TRESSES HAIR SALON - NIGHT

The deputies arrive at the hair salon, noticing the shattered glass door.

DEPUTY DANGLE
(squinting)
Well, it looks like someone had a bad hair day.

They cautiously enter the salon, hearing soft music playing in the background. In the dimly lit back room, they discover a flamboyant man, FABIO, dressed in extravagant clothing, with a massive handlebar mustache. Fabio is vigorously shampooing a woman's hair at a sink.

DEPUTY GARCIA
(whispering)
What in the world?

Deputy Dangle approaches Fabio, who continues his work, undisturbed.

DEPUTY DANGLE
(excited)
Hey there! We're from the Reno Sheriff's Department. What's going on here?

FABIO
(smiling)
Oh, darlings! I'm Fabio, the owner of Glamourous Tresses. Just having a little late-night hair therapy session with my fabulous client.

Fabio's charm oozes as he continues shampooing.

DEPUTY JOHNSON
(raising an eyebrow)
You're the owner?

Just then, the real owner, MR. ANDERSON, bursts through the door, smartphone in hand, looking worried.

MR. ANDERSON
(panting)
What's happening here? My security system sent an alert!

Deputy Dangle, frustrated, turns back to Fabio.

DEPUTY DANGLE
(angry)
Okay, Fabio, spill the hairspray! What's really going on here?

FABIO
(sighs dramatically)
Alright, darlings, you got me. I broke in because... well, I have a hair kink. I just couldn't resist the temptation to touch women's hair without them knowing.

Deputy Dangle clenches his fists in frustration.

DEPUTY DANGLE
(frustrated)
You've got to be kidding me! Finish what you're doing, Fabio, but you're going directly to jail after this, so enjoy it while it lasts.

Fabio grins and continues shampooing, living out his bizarre fantasy as the deputies shake their heads in disbelief.

FADE OUT

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